(it is the first story I wrote so please don't judge me :) )
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok so, one day I'm working at my job at the bomb factory but suddenly, the door to my office swings open, knocking my poster off the wall. It's my boss, he's pissed, someone used the company card to buy a twitch streamer's bath water. 10 liters to be exact. he wants me to find who did it, I forgot to mention, I'm in charge of the security cameras and, for some reason, the company card accountant. Anyways, the person who last used the card was Ben, the guy who brings his body pillow to work, it made sense so we confronted him but he said he was "busy" in the restroom and couldn't have done it, he was telling the truth, I saw him go into the bathroom and leave an hour later on the day the order was placed. So, obviously, I'm confused and so is my boss. I checked the website again and the name changed to mine. i didn't do it so i search the place the order was placed and it turns out it was placed in China. We aren't in China so no one in the company, no one without a VPN at least. There is this one person that works from home. I say "person" because we don't know much about them. For some reason, we don't need to give a resume to work, the reason ben works here, he lives with his mother who wanted him to get a job and a girlfriend (or at least someone who tolerates him). Anyways, the person with the VPN said they didn't do it and that they could use their own card. Another check showed that the person who placed the order was, and I kid you not, "sans Undertale real". By now, we are so confused, the location of the purchase was now "the sun" and last i checked, you can't put your location on the sun with a VPN. Now I was pretty sure someone was messing with us and editing the name and location of the purchase. Up to now, we didn't think we could call the police because we were in a bomb factory making bombs that explode and it's kind of illegal to make bombs where I'm from, not regular bombs mind you, we were making nukes for warfare. We kind of don't want the police to know about us. We then promptly remembered about the server room and broke down the door. We found jeff (the company prankster) laughing hysterically at the prank he pulled on us. He didn't spend any money at all, he had faked the entire thing. thank god. before we could tell him off, the power went out...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...And came back on...? I looked around and I found that EVERYONE in the office was gone. This couldn't be one of Jeff's pranks, he was just in front of me. Okay, now I'm at... home? I don't remember coming back. I hear screaming. Where's the door. It's getting louder, why is it getting louder. My head hurts. It's getting worse, both the screaming and my headache. I can't breath. I see something. Oh god it sees me. I see the door. I go through the door. I can't see, why can't I see? It's pitch black. I see it again. It sees me. It has the face of a wolf skull, it has hooves for hands and claws. I blink. I'm in a hospital. My boss, Jeff, Ben, and the rest of my co-workers were around the bed. everyone is relieved that I am awake. Apparently I was out for 5 weeks. I had blacked out and wasn't responding. The doctors don't know why I blacked out. I tell everyone what I saw. No one reacted, they all just stared. I blinked. It was back. behind everyone else I saw it. It was wearing a blue hoodie, the hood was up, the eye sockets had red deer eyes in them, they were too small for the skull, they were floating. I looked away. I blinked and found myself sitting at the docks. It was sitting next to me. It asked me a question. "Why do you pretend to not remember us?" I looked away from it. I didn't want to remember them. I stood up and ran away from it. I saw a door near a cliff edge. I went through. Everything was bright, too bright. I looked around and saw it. It had a crack near the left eye socket. It tried to ask another question but I ran past it before it could speak. I blinked and found myself back at the hospital. A nurse came in and looked at me. She didn't move, eyes wide. I got out of the bed and walked towards the window, my legs felt weak. I looked out. I don't know what I was looking for but I kept looking. I looked for 12 hours. They tried to move me but I wouldn't budge. You might want some context for why everything happened. It wasn't always like that, the thing. I had made a mistake against god himself. I was lonely and decided to make some company. I lived in the woods back then, so I took some nearby carcasses and stitched them together. I don't want to say how i brought it to life, but it was harder than you think. After the deed was done I realized what I had done, I had created a monstrosity. It looked at me and smiled. When it stood up I shoot it 15 times in the chest. I dug a 20 foot hole in the woods behind my cabin. I threw it into the hole. It's eyes were wide open, staring into my soul. I threw an old, blue, sweater onto the face. I then set it on fire, buried it, and moved away, and changed my identity. It somehow always finds me. After that, I went back to the bed. Suddenly, I heard a scream. Some guy got his balls deep fried, I don't know how he got deep fryer through security. Anyways, I went to the bathroom and played moonlight sonata on the dryer, don't ask, then I drank all the drugs in my room (not recommended) and pulled out my 12 inch bat and waited for it to show up. The room faded to white...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------As it materialized in front of me I felt the effects of the drugs hit me like a truck, I was woozy, but I did not show it. I swung my bat full-force at it. It was struck down but my bat had shattered. Suddenly, it rose to its feet and approached me, as I prepared to stab it with the shattered ends of the bat, it took the bat end, threw it to the side, and hugged me. I, not knowing how to react to the sudden affection, hugged back. After about 5 minutes I tighten my grip and Supplex it into the ground. I sprung back up and kicked it in the stomach. It did not react, but it did stand up, but instead of fighting back, it pulled out a can of coke and handed it to me. I hesitated for a minute but then I took it and cracked it open, it pulled out another and cracked it open. Our surroundings changed into the docks that we had been before. Not a word was said but we both sat on the edge of the docks and drank our drinks. Then it spoke. "Why did you leave me to die?" it asked. I responded "I thought i had made a mistake in making you, I'm sorry." it- no She looked at me with sadness in her eyes. I knew I had to fix this. I went back to where it all started. As we got to the cabin, there was a chill in the air. I looked around the cabin, my head filling with memories. Then I went to the place where I buried her. As I dug her body up, she started fading away. When I was halfway through the dirt, a hoof rose from the ground. I continued to dig. as I dug, she dug as well. As I helped her out of the hole, I heard a gunshot ring out. I looked at my chest to find a bullet hole. I turned around to see my boss, holding a gun. As I lay there, bleeding out. I look at my life. I realize I had a good run. I look at my creation, she had been shot too. Dying feels weird. I had only now realized that I had not given my creation a name. I hugged my creation, my mind trying to think of a name for her. As I bled out I closed my eyes for a final time...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------When I opened my eyes I felt a lot smaller. I looked around and realized I was reincarnated as a mouse, then I started levitating towards some cheese. Everything felt like a dream, maybe it was. when I got to the cheese, I ate it. then I started looking around. My surroundings are warping. Suddenly, there is a monk in front of me. He's saying I ate his cheese. I then grow 50 millimeters taller. This scares him off. With him gone I dug up a 48 dollar bill, very rare nowadays. I also found a bucket of V O I D. When I drank some, I realized it was magic oil. Next thing I know, I'm making a pizza. A chess pizza,. Yeah you heard that right, a chess pizza. I think it was for Gordon freeman. or was it Gordon Ramsay? Anyways, I brought it to him and you want to know what he did? He gave me a metal. On it said "you tried your worst and failed". I wasn't sure how to react to this at first. Then, for some reason I thought about a jar of melatonin gummies, probably best not to think about it. Then I stole a useless key, started a dance battle against an elephant over a cheese stick, stole nuclear launch codes and dug to the center of the earth. Then I tried to fight god. It was hard but I had a higher knee count so that gave me an advantage. While we were in the middle of fighting my alarm sound came from all directions. It was annoying so I woke up to turn it off. As I stirred awake, I realized that everything that happened was a dream. Some more things to note were that my phone was at 23% battery, I was on the floor next to my bed, I had a box of cereal that was half empty was on my head and an empty bottle of- you guessed it- melatonin gummies in my hand. I had been knocked out for at least a day, according to my messages of people asking where I was all day (I just responded "melatonin gummies" to all of them). I have a job but it was for the night shift. I'm not going to lie, that might have been the best sleep I have had in my life.
This was based on the time I ate a whole bottle of melatonin gummies. Why did I do it? I don't know. also only the part where I ate the gummies was true. MORAL OF THE STORY: don't eat an entire jar of any vitamins.